June 2012
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BRAD FOUND THE MAKEUP BAG
under the towels in the closet form after we had done laundry
shaking and crying. eyeliner, blush, make up brushed to meeeee!
bondofflame:
tons of homestuck already
in fact i think there is only homestuck
as if anyone was surprised
there’s an adorbs plusle and minun in line though
Fed remember that discussion we were having last night in your room?
dragonsroar:
hetero
yuri
yaoi
nonshippers
long ago the four nations lived together in harmony
then, everything changed when the yaoi nation attacked
May 2012
Why You Should Grow a Giant Beard
theasianoccasion:
When you talk to people outside of Tumblr and...
Me: omfg send help I'm dying
Them: what?!
Me: i can't even omg
Them: you can't even what?
Me: I just can't even okay I just tHEY ARE TOO PERFECT IM SOBBING I CAN'T
Them: WOW WHY ARE WE SCREAMING ALL OF A SUDDEN
Me: I just have a lot of feelings aojhshfkndjfoejfomdvoebmo
Them: .....what is that
Me: my feelings on a keyboard sIGH
Them: ....riIiiiight
Me: UGH I HATE THEM FOR DOING THIS TO ME NO THEY ARE NOT ALLOWED TO DO THIS I LITERALLY CANNOT HANDLE ALL OF THE FEELS sjkdjdncdenci
Them: then why don't you just stop reading/watching all of that stuff if you hate them?
Me: nO I CAN'T ARE YOU CRAZY I LOVE THEM SUHOUHVDHIFJEOFJ THEY'RE KILLING ME BECAUSE FEELINGS BUT I LOVE THEM THEY'RE MY BABIES
Them: wow it's just fictional characters/celebrities, stop overreacting, you're being dramatic
Me: NO OKAY YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Them: I understand plenty, you're being dramatic like I said
Me: NO YOU DON'T GET IT suchdifhrojgorgjorgjo ugh my emotions I can't take this tHEY ARE FLAWLESS
Them: .....
Me: literally dead omfg
Them:
Me: SOBBING
Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL
bondofflame:
apples-are-rubbish:
Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
plot twist: Helena Bonham Carter is actually Johnny Depp in drag
I would watch it
a sunset in my veins: crowry: if you are at a... →
crowry:
if you are at a convention and you are struck by the need to grope, glomp, hug without permission, or attack any strangers in what you believe to be a humorous manner, please imagine that every one of those strangers goes to your school. imagine they are your relatives. imagine their…
