so my mom gave me all these ballons
my mom also wakes up at 4am half asleep to go to pee without turning the lights on
the cat cant even get in
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We all know that Rasputin was one handsome devil. Don’t kid yourself.
“There’s no disputin, I just love Rasputin. When our teacher told us to turn our books to his chapter, and a big picture of him popper up, I just couldn’t concentrate on the rest of the lesson. I couldn’t take my eyes off his beautiful bearded face. When I heard that he solicited sexual favors from women, I felt an extreme uncontrollable jealousy. That night I went to bed with my history book and read the chapter on Rasputin, curtains drawn, candles lit and a Barry White record playing”
Yahoo Answers “I feel a strange sexual attraction to Rasputin of Russia?”
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my sex tape is just going to be me crying alone for an hour
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