“Boy, it’s a good thing humans aren’t held together with zippers bc I’d just unzip myself and all my innards would fall out.”
“They will pry my Salux towel from my cold dead hands.
My cold, dead, exquisitely exfoliated hands.”
they visit their family for christmas
their mom says “a-hey! the mario brothers are-a home”
luigi’s says “mama why-a you never remember my name”
mom says “im-a sorry, green mario”
I am crying over this right now
people that wish dragons were real
are you sure
The last one is fake. It’s deathwing from wow.
sorry guys you caught me. all of the other pictures are real dragons
Everyone it is my biffle Pau’s birthday today go spam her ask box with beautiful things here.
Also my other super cool friend Ray made these kawaii desu cupcakes for her and came knocking on the door at midnight holding them:
I could cry, these cupcakes are so adorable asfsdfsdfdgdfg I have beautiful friends. ;W; My birthday is off to an amazing start, as you can see.