So it’s my nephew’s birthday so I’m calling every bookmans in town and asking if they have lego batman for the wii
and the third store i got some guy was like “wait a second i will go check”
and then he comes back and says in the batman voice
"sorry, no lego batman today."
"Boy, it’s a good thing humans aren’t held together with zippers bc I’d just unzip myself and all my innards would fall out."
"They will pry my Salux towel from my cold dead hands.
My cold, dead, exquisitely exfoliated hands.”
they visit their family for christmas
their mom says “a-hey! the mario brothers are-a home”
luigi’s says “mama why-a you never remember my name”
mom says “im-a sorry, green mario”
I am crying over this right now