“Boy, it’s a good thing humans aren’t held together with zippers bc I’d just unzip myself and all my innards would fall out.”

“They will pry my Salux towel from my cold dead hands. 

My cold, dead, exquisitely exfoliated hands.”

vondell-swain:

they visit their family for christmas

their mom says “a-hey! the mario brothers are-a home”

luigi’s says “mama why-a you never remember my name”

mom says “im-a sorry, green mario”

Am I Gay?: A Journey of Self Discovery with Shang.

funnybro:

I am crying over this right now

candlebud:

cuntused:

candlebud:

people that wish dragons were real

are you sure

ARE

YOU

POSITIVE

The last one is fake. It’s deathwing from wow. 

sorry guys you caught me. all of the other pictures are real dragons

Important announcements are important!

stiltzkin:

galleons-sickled-knut:

Everyone it is my biffle Pau’s birthday today go spam her ask box with beautiful things here.

Also my other super cool friend Ray made these kawaii desu cupcakes for her and came knocking on the door at midnight holding them:

I could cry, these cupcakes are so adorable asfsdfsdfdgdfg I have beautiful friends. ;W; My birthday is off to an amazing start, as you can see.